mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via ynnxj)

suspend:

i think puberty works only for guys 

(via opti-mus)

guccier:

i regret a lot of shit

(via african-monkey)

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

(Source: bircls, via ricesama)

144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

(via m-ew)

  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*

wanderocket:

shippery:

I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE

AND PEOPLE WHO DON’T TAKE THEIR SHOES OFF DIRECTLY WHEN THEY ENTER THE HOUSE

(via ulzzzang)